SAN FRANCISCO—In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company's hippest and most dedicated customers.
"I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet," announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. "Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it's also the most handsome product we've ever designed."
The packed auditorium, which had been listening to Jobs in hushed reverence for several minutes, then erupted into applause, with hundreds of men and women suddenly jumping to their feet and shouting, "I can see it!" "Look, there it is!" and "God, it's so beautiful!"
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Steve Jobs unveils the updated iPhone exclusively to those who really, really want to see it.
Screams of "Of course, yes, I too can see the phone," were also heard at this time.
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[ Srđan Pavlović @ 30.07.2009. 02:05 ] @
Cekaj Catch22, stvarno ga ne vidis ili zezas?
[ pri3rak @ 30.07.2009. 02:10 ] @
Da me ne mrzi da se cimam, kupio bih ga nevidlljivim kesom, koga vide samo pravi ljubitelji moje love
[ burex @ 30.07.2009. 02:16 ] @
Ja ga vidim, zaista mnogo bolji form-factor nego prethodna 3 iPhone-a. Ima bolji procesor takođe...
[ Srđan Pavlović @ 30.07.2009. 02:19 ] @
@pri3rak - U prodavnici svakako treba uvek ponuditi prvo nevidljivi kesh, mozda je prodavac ljubitelj.
Sutra cu probati svakako, ako ne za S10, a ono bar za hleb i mleko.
@burex - a nekako je ovaj vise glossy, onaj stari mi je nekako bio mat.
[ musicmaster @ 30.07.2009. 02:21 ] @
Jel' ima još neki datum kao što je 1 april, a ja slučajno zaboravio ili .... ?
[ burex @ 30.07.2009. 02:34 ] @
Ma... Tebi je samo krivo što ga ne vidiš! Nisi dovoljno 1337...
[ Srđan Pavlović @ 30.07.2009. 02:42 ] @
Steva (vidi ga sto je upas`o duks) je samo hteo da malo konkretnije objasni
publici sta im prodaje, i verujem da je posle silnog aplauza koji je dobio od
videcih pomislio u sebi kako je ovaj svet jako lep i kako je on jako srecan sto u njemu zivi.
[ combuster @ 30.07.2009. 06:32 ] @
Oduvek su prodavali maglu... :D
[ _AxeZ_ @ 30.07.2009. 06:54 ] @
AAAA, sad vidim pravi smisao ove slike..:)
[ stex @ 30.07.2009. 15:23 ] @
Vest je sa sajta http://www.theonion.com, a sve njihove vesti su parodije. Ima i film The Onion movie koji je odlican :)
[ Stefan Markic @ 30.07.2009. 15:27 ] @
@Catch 22
Ti zaista u cudu ili sta...? :)
Citat:
The Onion is a Peabody Award-winning American "fake news" organization. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 690,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old.
haha kakve gluposti :)) Stvarno nemogu da verujem da je neko ovo mogao da izbaci ovako javno, mislim na ove prezentacije nevidljivog iPhona, pa jos i na sajtove pod temom Science & Technology :))...cista glupost :))
[ AMD guy @ 31.07.2009. 08:02 ] @
Ovo mi je najbolji deo
"Retailing for $599, the iPhone 3GI offers only the most special Apple consumers—the ones who believe in the company more than anything else in the world, and who would never, ever dream of questioning it—the ability to open dozens of powerful applications at once. In addition, the new multimedia device will provide true Apple fans with a high-definition video camera, one-tap editing with Final Cut Pro, and cut and paste."
Ko je ovde lud, ko je zbunjen a ko normalan.